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Live BNB Chain alerts · FourMeme Progress
Gubbins Calls
Gubbins Calls reads the FourMeme Progress channel so you can see each alert in context: live data, measured outcomes, and a plain checklist.
Alerts as they land
Loading live FourMeme Progress alerts…
Screen: liquidity at least $10.0K, at least 100 holders, top-10 wallets holding at most 40 %. Charts open on GMGN.
Telegram routes
Pick one route. @gmgnxbscfourmemeprogress is the direct source for Gubbins Calls.
@gmgnxbscfourmemeprogressEvery FourMeme Progress alert on BNB Chain posts here first.
@empirebscneargradA launch is nearing the point where it leaves the launchpad curve for a regular pool: the Near Graduation channel.
Open BSC MainThe verified BNB Chain main group with all alert lanes.
Add Launches folderAdds a whole set of verified channels to Telegram in one tap.
BNB Chain channel folderThe full BNB Chain channel set in a single Telegram folder.
@gmgnx_chatOpen chat for the Empire community.
What this desk watches
A FourMeme Progress alert means a BNB Chain launch on four.meme is filling its curve.
Put simply, a curve that completes tells you demand existed. It does not tell you who holds the supply. Gubbins Calls pairs every FourMeme Progress print with a look at holders and liquidity.
As a rule, launch-stage tokens change fastest. Liquidity is thin, holders are few and one wallet can move the chart. Gubbins Calls reads each FourMeme Progress alert as a starting point for checks, never as a verdict.
Start here: Look at the holder count trend over the first hour; a flat count with rising volume points to wash trading. Check the top ten holders, the share held by the deployer and whether liquidity is locked or burned before anything else.
What passes here
Gubbins Calls does not show every FourMeme Progress alert. It applies one fixed screen, and the live board above uses the same rule:
- liquidity at least $10.0K
- at least 100 holders
- top-10 wallets holding at most 40 %
In the 48 most recent lane alerts at build time (about 19 hours), 0 passed this screen. Thin pools were common: 8 of 48 had less than 10 % of their cap in liquidity. Median concentration in the lane: 0 % of supply in the top ten wallets.
None of the recent alerts passed at build time, so the board may show a wider view until new alerts qualify.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
Our method
Run these on every contract, in this order.
Step 1
Write down the level that proves you wrong before any buy.
Step 2
Size the position so a total loss does not change your week.
Step 3
Test that you can sell a small amount before adding size.
Step 4
Look at what the creator address launched before and how those ended.
Step 5
Read the top ten holders and remove pools and burn addresses from the count.
Step 6
Check whether mint and freeze authorities are revoked where the chain allows them.
Study list
If you follow @gmgnxbscfourmemeprogress, these guides explain the checks behind it.
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Quick definitions
- Freeze authority
- Permission to lock holders' balances.
- KOL
- A public account with enough followers to move a small market.
- Honeypot
- A contract that blocks or taxes selling so buyers are stuck.
- Contract address
- The unique on-chain identifier of a token; always verify it instead of the ticker.
Measured outcomes
No separate rate is published for this lane yet. Across all BNB Chain topics in the last 7 days, 19 % reached 2x inside a day and 91 % died inside a day.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
Alert log · 2026-09-23
Gubbins Calls logged these FourMeme Progress alerts from the network feed on 2026-09-23. Numbers are the values at alert time.
- 汤圆 alerted at 11:26 UTC. Market cap $22.5K, liquidity an unreported amount, 1 holders.
- R2D2 alerted at 08:43 UTC. Market cap $23.5K, liquidity an unreported amount, 1 holders.
- 08:31 UTC · Lobby entered the lane at $15.2K; pool depth an unreported amount, 1 holders.
- Robinhood alerted at 08:30 UTC. Market cap $16.4K, liquidity an unreported amount, 1 holders.
- Pearl printed at 05:06 UTC with a $24.9K market cap and an unreported amount in the pool, 1 holders.
- 01:32 UTC · SOYLANA entered the lane at $20.2K; pool depth an unreported amount, 2 holders.
- AlxCooks printed at 17:08 UTC with a $16.4K market cap and $0 in the pool, 2 holders.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
From the XTRACK reports
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GrokBot | SOL | $70K | $4400K | 63x | 2026-08-24 |
| Polycat | SOL | $25K | $430K | 17x | 2026-08-24 |
| MAGNET | SOL | $42K | $846K | 20x | 2026-09-10 |
| BLUEHOUSE | SOL | $39K | $747K | 19x | 2026-08-29 |
Historic examples only. Each multiple compares the reported market cap with the first alert. Many other alerts in the same period lost value.
Common questions
What is Gubbins Calls?
Gubbins Calls is a Blackhat Crypto Empire desk that follows the FourMeme Progress channel on BNB Chain and shows the network's live alerts with the checks we use to read them.
Can I trust a token that appears here?
No token earns trust by appearing in an alert. Run the checks on this page on every contract, every time.
How do I get these alerts on my phone?
Open the Telegram link on this page for @gmgnxbscfourmemeprogress. Alerts arrive there first.
Where do the alerts come from?
From the Blackhat Empire alert network: on-chain data, launchpads, screeners and tracked wallets, filtered and posted to Telegram. The live board reads the same feed.